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NYEH HEH HEH! HELLO, HUMANS! WELCOME TO THE GREATEST UNIVERSE! THE UNIVERSE WHEREEVERYONE IS PAPYRUS AND PAPYRUS IS EVERYONE! (EXCEPT FOR THE HUMANS...)

THE GREATEST INTRODUCTION!
WAIT, NO. THAT'S NOT RIGHT... HUMANS AND PAPYRUSES...? NO, WAIT! I KNOW NOW!
 * LONG AGO, TWO RACES RULED OVER THE EARTH: HUMANS AND MONSTERS.
 * LONG AGO, TWO RACES RULED OVER EARTH: SANSES AND PAPYRUSES.
 * ONE DAY, THE SANSES MADE ONE PUN TOO MANY, AND WAR BROKE OUT.
 * SOMEHOW, THE LAZYBONES SANSES WON THE WAR (EVEN THOUGH THE PAPYRUSES WERE GREATER...)
 * THEY LAZILY LOCKED THE PAPYRUSES UNDERGROUND BY BUILDING A WALL OF TRASH. THE WALL OF TRASH WAS SO GROSS THAT IT COULD ONLY BE BROKEN BY SEVEN OF THE SANSES OWN SOULS.
 * MANY YEARS LATER...
 * MOUNT SPAGHETTI. 201P.
 * LEGENDS SAY THAT THOSE WHO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN NEVER RETURN.

IMPORTANT CHARACTERS!
SORRY, I COULD NOT INCLUDE ALL OF THE CHARACTERS. THEY'RE ALL TOO GREAT! I COULD ONLY INCLUDE THE GREATEST, AND THE LAZIEST. ON THAT NOTE, I BID YOU ALL FAREWE- WAIT A MINUTE! WHERE'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK...? DANGIT! THAT INFURIATING UNDYNE STOLE IT AGAIN! GET BACK HERE, UNDYNE! Sounds of multiple Papyruses being suplexed
 * SANS
 * FLOWERY
 * PAPYRUS AND PAPYRUS
 * PAPYRUS
 * PAPYRUS
 * PAPYRUS
 * PAPYRUS
 * PAPYRUS
 * PAPYRUS, PAPYRUS NYEX, PAPYRUS NYOH
 * PAPYRUS - THE GOD OF HYPERNYEH!
 * SANS